WTF

When I was about to pick up my laundry I found a note stuck on my machine that read: "One of my socks is missing and I want it back!!! Please return it to [address]". At first I just thougt "what a fucking looser". However, I suddenly felt how anger replaced my empathic feelings towards this idiot and I was compelled to reply: "Dear imbecile, I don't give a shit about you and your exclamation marks. Go fuck yourself you doss cunt!!!".